smile bc i said so bitch

givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again


drunkblogging:

one of the best scenes in cinematic history


theboysinmotion:

buttpug:

rearrange this sentence

yourself kill

kill this sentence

rearrange yourself

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zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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captashley:

dagger-kitsune:

baelor:

OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.

Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE

They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE

THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW

some of the more reputable sources: x, x

Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald    The Los Angeles Times

oh my god

romangodfrey:

lesreichenbachfinn:

so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we could convert the basement” so

I made a brochure 

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if you book now we will also install working lights

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS POST

ridge:

in the making of BedRock


shreksforthememories:

food should be free. water should be free. housing should be free. power, fuel, electricity should be free. basic necessities should be free.

the idea of “people should have to work for a living” carries the implication that some people deserve to die

vibruhtor:

*plays Anaconda on repeat at family barbecue*

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

nicki-news:

iHeartRadio Music Festival

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT