smile bc i said so bitch
  • Customer: Can you write her name in print? I hate the way cursive looks on cakes.
  • (I come back with the cake.)
  • Customer: I specifically asked for print. Why did you write this in cursive?!
  • Me: This is written in print.
  • Customer: No, this is clearly cursive. Print connects all of the letters together. I know that you didn't get an education considering your job, but you should at least know the difference between print and cursive.

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

bookishworld:

I had to take a selfie sitting on the The Fault In Our Stars bench because I’m that kind of fangirl.

  • Me: Who's a good boy?
  • Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
  • Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!
  • Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

where are my glasses? anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

tolazytofinishthi:

unclefather:

yaaaaas santa you look so good santa

SLEIGHH

calligraphicwaves:

If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher

opposablethumbcrew:

Books have a way of making you homesick for a place you have never been.

thoughtsofablackgirl:

"Love In the Time of Tear Gas."  Picture from Ferguson

  • Me: *loses 2 followers*
  • Me: maybe i should just delete my blog

flappyeunuchorn:

When someone insults you and you have no response so you just backflip away with your friend

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